Things I got from a friend.

*LOVE*
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
*SHOPPING MATH *

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

*HAPPINESS *

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to nderstand her at all.

*LONGEVITY*

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE *

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

this was on amy friend dayoung's web site and i thought it was interesting so i posted it here for everybody to read.